Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Description:

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Rating: 3.71 out of 5

The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind #1)

The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind #1) Description:

Terry Pratchett s profoundly irreverent bestselling novels have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to the likes of Mark Twain Kurt Vonnegut Douglas Adams and Carl Hiaasen br br em The Color of Magic em is Terry Pratchett s maiden voyage through the now legendary land of Discworld This is where it all begins with the tourist Twoflower and his wizard guide Rincewind br br i On a world supported on the back of a giant turtle sex unknown a gleeful explosive wickedly eccentric expedition sets out There s an avaricious but inept wizard a naive tourist whose luggage moves on hundreds of dear little legs dragons who only exist if you believe in them and of course THE EDGE of the planet i

Rating: 3.47 out of 5

Mort (Death, #1; Discworld, #4)

Mort (Death, #1; Discworld, #4) Description:

Terry Pratchett s profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestseller in England where they have catapulted him into the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain Kurt Vonnegut Douglas Adams and Carl Hiaasen br br In this Discworld installment Death comes to Mort with an offer he can t refuse especially since being well dead isn t compulsory As Death s apprentice he ll have free board and lodging use of the company horse and he won t need time off for family funerals The position is everything Mort thought he d ever wanted until he discovers that this perfect job can be a killer on his love life

Rating: 3.80 out of 5

Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8)

Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8) Description:

Here there be dragons and the denizens of Ankh Morpork wish one huge firebreather would return from whence it came Long believed extinct a superb specimen of i draco nobilis i noble dragon for those who don t understand italics has appeared in Discworld s greatest city Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path in rather short order it is crowned King it is a i noble i dragon after all br br Meanwhile back at Unseen University an ancient and long forgotten volume i The Summoning of Dragons i is missing from the Library s shelves To the rescue come Captain Vimes Constable Carrot and the rest of the Night Watch who along with other brave citizens risk everything including a good roasting to dethrone the flying monarch and restore order to Ankh Morpork before it s burned to a crisp A rare tale well done as only Terry Pratchett can

Rating: 3.68 out of 5

Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches #1)

Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches #1) Description:

On Discworld a dying wizard tries to pass on his powers to an eighth son of an eighth son who is just at that moment being born The fact that the son is actually a daughter is discovered just a little too late The town witch insists on turning the baby into a perfectly normal witch thus mending the magical damage of the wizard s mistake But now the young girl will be forced to penetrate the inner sanctum of the Unseen University and attempt to save the world with one well placed kick in some enchanted shins Reissue

Rating: 3.56 out of 5

Going Postal (Discworld, #33; Moist von Lipwig, #1)

Going Postal (Discworld, #33; Moist von Lipwig, #1) Description:

Arch swindler Moist Van Lipwig never believed his confidence crimes were hanging offenses until he found himself with a noose tightly around his neck dropping through a trapdoor and falling into a government job br br By all rights Moist should have met his maker Instead it s Lord Vetinari supreme ruler of Ankh Morpork who promptly offers him a job as Postmaster Since his only other option is a nonliving one Moist accepts the position and the hulking golem watchdog who comes along with it just in case Moist was considering abandoning his responsibilities prematurely br br Getting the moribund Postal Service up and running again however may be a near impossible task what with literally mountains of decades old undelivered mail clogging every nook and cranny of the broken down post office building and with only a few creaky old postmen and one rather unstable pin obsessed youth available to deliver it Worse still Moist could swear the mail is talking to him Worst of all it means taking on the gargantuan money hungry Grand Trunk clacks communication monopoly and its bloodthirsty piratical head Mr Reacher Gilt br But it says on the building Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Glom of Nit Inspiring words admittedly some of the bronze letters have been stolen and for once in his wretched life Moist is going to fight And if the bold and impossible are what s called for he ll do it in order to move the mail continue breathing get the girl and specially deliver that invaluable commodity that every human being not to mention troll dwarf and yes even golem requires hope

Rating: 3.44 out of 5

Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6)

Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6) Description:

i Don t put your trust in revolutions They always come round again That s why they re called revolutions People die and nothing changes i br br For a policeman there can be few things worse than a serial killer at loose in your city Except perhaps a serial killer who targets coppers and a city on the brink of bloody revolution The people have found their voice at last the flags and barricades are rising And the question for a policeman an officer of the law a defender of the peace is br br Are you with them or are you against them

Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Small Gods (Discworld, #13)

Small Gods (Discworld, #13) Description:

Just because you can t explain it doesn t mean it s a miracle Religion is a controversial business in the Discworld Everyone has their own opinion and indeed their own gods Who come in all shapes and sizes In such a competitive environment there is a pressing need to make one s presence felt And it s certainly not remotely helpful to be reduced to be appearing in the form of a tortoise a manifestation far below god like status in anyone s book In such instances you need an acolyte and fast Preferably one who won t ask too many questions

Rating: 3.66 out of 5

The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind #2)

The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind #2) Description:

In i The Light Fantastic i only one individual can save the world from a disastrous collision Unfortunately the hero happens to be the singularly inept wizard Rincewind who was last seen falling off the edge of the world

Rating: 3.53 out of 5

The Wee Free Men (Discworld, #30; Tiffany Aching, #1)

The Wee Free Men (Discworld, #30; Tiffany Aching, #1) Description:

i Another world is colliding with this one said the toad All the monsters are coming back br br Why said Tiffany br br There s no one to stop them br br There was silence for a moment br br Then Tiffany said There s me i br br Armed only with a frying pan and her common sense Tiffany Aching a young witch to be is all that stands between the monsters of Fairyland and the warm green Chalk country that is her home Forced into Fairyland to seek her kidnapped brother Tiffany allies herself with the Chalk s local Nac Mac Feegle aka the Wee Free Men a clan of sheep stealing sword wielding six inch high blue men who are as fierce as they are funny Together they battle through an eerie and ever shifting landscape fighting brutal flying fairies dream spinning dromes and grimhounds black dogs with eyes of fire and teeth of razors before ultimately confronting the Queen of the Elves absolute ruler of a world in which reality intertwines with nightmare And in the final showdown Tiffany must face her cruel power alone br br In a riveting narrative that is equal parts suspense and humor Carnegie Medalist Terry Pratchett returns to his internationally popular Discworld with a breathtaking tale certain to leave fans new and old enthralled

Rating: 3.28 out of 5